best movie line since "do you feel lucky punk"

Re: best movie line since "do you feel lucky punk"

The funniest line I ever heard was in the movie Due Date


"I once ate a footlong corndog on a nude beach. . . . I'll never do that again"

I blew a Sprite out my nose
 
Re: best movie line since "do you feel lucky punk"

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

also

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
 
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Yup some good stuff in Pulp Fiction... I think I blocked out references to men's asses. Now that you bring it up, how about Ned Beatty and that "squeal like a pig" scene from deliverance.

You need to be 18 (and a little twisted) to view that clip... on youtube

JR
 
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"Oh, and his one time, at band camp...."

"It's NOT A TUMOR!"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

"I feel the need..." "...the need for speed!"

"I'm too old for this $h!+."

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

"These go to eleven."

"Get off my lawn!"

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"I crap bigger than you!"

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

"At my signal, unleash hell."

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"
 
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You forgot;

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.... " (Apocalypse now)

"are you looking at me?" (taxi driver)

"here's looking at you kid" (casablanca)

etc... there are hundreds of great ones...

JR
 
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"They're all crazy 'cept for me and you......and I'm not so sure about you!"

Sanatarium steward to his wife, Dracula, 1931
 
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Way too many to even contemplate but I have to add:

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."

In addition to pretty much the entire script of Mad Max and Road Warrior I'll throw this in:

"I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! Step right up chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road... right to freedom!!!"

"Just puttin' on the foil coach!"
 
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and... Just about every episode of married with children...

A gem from last night "I'd rather dive head first off the Sear's Tower, onto a thumb tack".

JR
 
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"sticks and stone may break my bones but i'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki!" (Step Brothers)
or
"your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus" (also Step Brothers)
 
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