For Ivan

Jack Arnott

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Ivan has a knack for finding the fun and interesting, but quite obscure tid-bits that the internets have to offer.
So with the thought that he might have already seen it, but deemed it not quite interesting enough for us, or that it has already been beat to death (take it up with PETA) it is my "Ivan find of the day" that I am glad to share with you all.

It does raise more questions than it answers.
"Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep those doggies rollin' "

My company is named Assistance Audio. We casually refer to it as Ass Aud. Can I use this for that logo?

I love that it is trimmed in leather.

Does it have a solar power option?

About the right amount of power distribution. 1 watt highs, 3 watt mids, hundreds of watts lows.

Government Mule?

Love the typical spring handle.

Mark Twain had a saying for loud mouth politicians. They were like a steam boat with a 6 foot steam boiler, and a 7 foot whistle. When the whistle blew the boat stood still. So, can you still get to the saddle horn, and it is now a different type of horn, and when you blow it does the mule stand still?

Electric fence?

I specifically await a Dick Rees comment.
 

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Re: For Ivan

OK, you ASSked for it:

Jack: 4. b : a male donkey (Merriam Webster)

Not Mark Twain, but Frankie Laine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVmglChOj1w

All selections played in the key of A flatulence.

And the ultimate MN comment: HOOF-DA!!!!

Plus.........BRAY CHARLES!!!!!!!!
 

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Oh boy, perfect for my proposed AcousticallyScientificSpeaker or ASS product line:

WideASS - Wide coverage trap boxes
TightASS - Narrow coverage trap boxes
ASSCrack - Line arrays (with optional UpYourASS flying hardware)
BigASS - Subwoofers (yes, now you can have a BigASS sub, but probably best to avoid end fire arrays)
SmartASS - Advanced Digital Processor (with Windows Implemented Programming of Everything or ASSWipe software)
DumbASS - Simple analog processor
WattanASS - Amplifiers

Still haven't decided if the corporate catchphrase should "Nice ASS", "Sounds like ASS" or "Loud as ASS".

Edit: Inspired by recent industry product marketing, the products will now be marketed under the "Absolutely Sonically Superior" name, however for legal reasons the company will be known as "Assumed Sonically Superior".
 
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