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<blockquote data-quote="Brad Weber" data-source="post: 47361" data-attributes="member: 114"><p>Re: For Ivan</p><p></p><p>Oh boy, perfect for my proposed AcousticallyScientificSpeaker or ASS product line:</p><p></p><p>WideASS - Wide coverage trap boxes</p><p>TightASS - Narrow coverage trap boxes</p><p>ASSCrack - Line arrays (with optional UpYourASS flying hardware)</p><p>BigASS - Subwoofers (yes, now you can have a BigASS sub, but probably best to avoid end fire arrays)</p><p>SmartASS - Advanced Digital Processor (with Windows Implemented Programming of Everything or ASSWipe software)</p><p>DumbASS - Simple analog processor</p><p>WattanASS - Amplifiers</p><p></p><p>Still haven't decided if the corporate catchphrase should "Nice ASS", "Sounds like ASS" or "Loud as ASS".</p><p></p><p>Edit: Inspired by recent industry product marketing, the products will now be marketed under the "Absolutely Sonically Superior" name, however for legal reasons the company will be known as "Assumed Sonically Superior".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Brad Weber, post: 47361, member: 114"] Re: For Ivan Oh boy, perfect for my proposed AcousticallyScientificSpeaker or ASS product line: WideASS - Wide coverage trap boxes TightASS - Narrow coverage trap boxes ASSCrack - Line arrays (with optional UpYourASS flying hardware) BigASS - Subwoofers (yes, now you can have a BigASS sub, but probably best to avoid end fire arrays) SmartASS - Advanced Digital Processor (with Windows Implemented Programming of Everything or ASSWipe software) DumbASS - Simple analog processor WattanASS - Amplifiers Still haven't decided if the corporate catchphrase should "Nice ASS", "Sounds like ASS" or "Loud as ASS". Edit: Inspired by recent industry product marketing, the products will now be marketed under the "Absolutely Sonically Superior" name, however for legal reasons the company will be known as "Assumed Sonically Superior". [/QUOTE]
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