Re: Gibson raided
Personally I'm pissed as hell about the unemployment welfare system.
I NEED another employee... droves walks through the door asking "cannIhalfajob'? with their right hand scratching their croch.
"I'd be happy to take your application"...
"Application???" Good grief... I've gotta work... pushing a pencil... to get another check??? (and I get that cow looking at a new gate look)
"Can I just put you down as somebody I contacted (and I don't need to fill out your application)?"
........"whatever".......
OR:
"Oh... maybe I'd like to hire you."
"I'm currently unemployed collecting benefits... to come to work for you... and make it worth my while I need to make $XX.XX per hour over my unemployment benefits."
"No can do as that's substancially above this state's going rate for the job title. (besides that you basically have no job skills or experience to qualify you for anything above minimum wage... or more precisely "an unpaid apprenticeship"... where I pay for your education to possibly become an employable assett here"
"So... what's your under-the-table payrate?"
"We don't do that!!!"
"Why, everybody else does! (what's wrong with you?)."
"If you'd like to fill out an application, I'll keep it on file for 90 days."
"FU(k-off asshole (dust cloud)."
