I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
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Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
Yeah, you gotta watch out... he brings accordions to a gun fight... and wins. It's hard to make friends that way..
Yeah, you gotta watch out... he brings accordions to a gun fight... and wins. It's hard to make friends that way..
Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
Friends don't let friends play the accordion. Ergo..........
Friends don't let friends play the accordion. Ergo..........
Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
What's a gentleman? - Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
What do you call an accordion player with a beeper? - An optimist.
What's the range of an accordion? - Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? - Terrorists have sympathisers.
What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? - No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina? - The accordion takes longer to burn.
What's an accordion good for? - Learning how to fold a map.
Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? - Who cares?
What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? - The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? - A good start.
What do you call a group of topless female accordion players? - Ladies in Pain.
How do you protect a valuable instrument? - Hide it in an accordion case.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? - When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
What do accordion players use as a contraceptive? - Their personalities.
What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? - A chainsaw can be tuned.
What's the difference between a road-killed skunk and a road-killed accordion player? - The skid marks in front of the skunk.
Ba-da-BOOM! I'm here all week, folks! Tip your waitress, try the veal.
What's a gentleman? - Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
What do you call an accordion player with a beeper? - An optimist.
What's the range of an accordion? - Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? - Terrorists have sympathisers.
What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? - No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina? - The accordion takes longer to burn.
What's an accordion good for? - Learning how to fold a map.
Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? - Who cares?
What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? - The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? - A good start.
What do you call a group of topless female accordion players? - Ladies in Pain.
How do you protect a valuable instrument? - Hide it in an accordion case.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? - When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
What do accordion players use as a contraceptive? - Their personalities.
What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? - A chainsaw can be tuned.
What's the difference between a road-killed skunk and a road-killed accordion player? - The skid marks in front of the skunk.
Ba-da-BOOM! I'm here all week, folks! Tip your waitress, try the veal.
Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
I know I've mentioned this before but for those that just got here or forgot....
go here -
http://www.guitarshredshow.com/
when it loads go to the Mountain of the Tapping Dwarfs
don't forget to use your keyboard
I know I've mentioned this before but for those that just got here or forgot....
go here -
http://www.guitarshredshow.com/
when it loads go to the Mountain of the Tapping Dwarfs
don't forget to use your keyboard
Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...
oops - forgot to mention you have to flip the switch to JAM
oops - forgot to mention you have to flip the switch to JAM