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<blockquote data-quote="Mike Butler (media)" data-source="post: 22836" data-attributes="member: 102">Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks...What&#039;s a gentleman? - Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn&#039;t. What do you call an accordion player with a beeper? - An optimist. What&#039;s the range of an accordion? - Twenty yards if you&#039;ve got a good arm! What&#039;s the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? - Terrorists have sympathisers. What&#039;s the difference between an onion and an accordion? - No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.What&#039;s the difference between an accordion and a concertina? - The accordion takes longer to burn. What&#039;s an accordion good for? - Learning how to fold a map. Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? - So they don&#039;t disgrace themselves in parades. If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? - Who cares? What&#039;s the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? - The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? - A good start. What do you call a group of topless female accordion players? - Ladies in Pain. How do you protect a valuable instrument? - Hide it in an accordion case. What&#039;s the definition of perfect pitch? - When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. What do accordion players use as a contraceptive? - Their personalities. What&#039;s the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? - A chainsaw can be tuned. What&#039;s the difference between a road-killed skunk and a road-killed accordion player? - The skid marks in front of the skunk.Ba-da-BOOM! I&#039;m here all week, folks! Tip your waitress, try the veal.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Mike Butler (media), post: 22836, member: 102"] Re: I always knew playing the accordion had its drawbacks... What's a gentleman? - Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't. What do you call an accordion player with a beeper? - An optimist. What's the range of an accordion? - Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist? - Terrorists have sympathisers. What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? - No-one cries when you chop up an accordion. What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina? - The accordion takes longer to burn. What's an accordion good for? - Learning how to fold a map. Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades. If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story building, which one lands first? - Who cares? What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion? - The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? - A good start. What do you call a group of topless female accordion players? - Ladies in Pain. How do you protect a valuable instrument? - Hide it in an accordion case. What's the definition of perfect pitch? - When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides. What do accordion players use as a contraceptive? - Their personalities. What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? - A chainsaw can be tuned. What's the difference between a road-killed skunk and a road-killed accordion player? - The skid marks in front of the skunk. Ba-da-BOOM! I'm here all week, folks! Tip your waitress, try the veal. [/QUOTE]

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