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<blockquote data-quote="Dick Rees" data-source="post: 26960" data-attributes="member: 16"><p>Re: Joke</p><p></p><p>The widow of a recently deceased fellow is at the mortuary making final arrangements. Funds were tight and as she gazed at her late spouse laid out in a blue suit she sighed, "Oh......he always wanted to be buried in a brown suit." </p><p></p><p>The mortician replies, "We can take care of that for you at no cost. We have another funeral and he's wearing a brown suit but wanted blue."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, that would be really nice of you", says the widow.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, Joe!", yells the undertaker, "switch the heads on 3 and 4!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dick Rees, post: 26960, member: 16"] Re: Joke The widow of a recently deceased fellow is at the mortuary making final arrangements. Funds were tight and as she gazed at her late spouse laid out in a blue suit she sighed, "Oh......he always wanted to be buried in a brown suit." The mortician replies, "We can take care of that for you at no cost. We have another funeral and he's wearing a brown suit but wanted blue." "Oh, that would be really nice of you", says the widow. "Hey, Joe!", yells the undertaker, "switch the heads on 3 and 4!" [/QUOTE]
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