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<blockquote data-quote="Karl Winkler" data-source="post: 27193" data-attributes="member: 255"><p>Re: Joke</p><p></p><p>A physics professor is lecturing in front of his class, and he has a beaker on the table in front of him. He fills it with marbles and asks the class "Is it full yet?" to which the class nods. So then he pours shot into the beaker, and it takes quite a bit. The class seems mildly surprised. So he asks again "Is it full now?" to which the class nods again. So he proceeds to pour sand in the beaker. This time, he has to shake it but it eventually takes quite a bit of sand. He asks again "How about now?" and the class responds with "it's full!". Then the professor opens a can of beer and pours it into the beaker. He asks "what's the lesson here?" and someone from the back of the class says "There's always room for beer."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Karl Winkler, post: 27193, member: 255"] Re: Joke A physics professor is lecturing in front of his class, and he has a beaker on the table in front of him. He fills it with marbles and asks the class "Is it full yet?" to which the class nods. So then he pours shot into the beaker, and it takes quite a bit. The class seems mildly surprised. So he asks again "Is it full now?" to which the class nods again. So he proceeds to pour sand in the beaker. This time, he has to shake it but it eventually takes quite a bit of sand. He asks again "How about now?" and the class responds with "it's full!". Then the professor opens a can of beer and pours it into the beaker. He asks "what's the lesson here?" and someone from the back of the class says "There's always room for beer." [/QUOTE]
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