Jokes. We got 'em...
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Re: Jokes. We got 'em...
A: Borrow some Wet Ones from Abdul-EQ to get the sand out of the nether regions.
A: Borrow some Wet Ones from Abdul-EQ to get the sand out of the nether regions.
Re: Jokes. We got 'em...
Why doesn't U2 play many venue's with roofs?
Bono's ego won't fit inside
Why doesn't U2 play many venue's with roofs?
Bono's ego won't fit inside
Re: Jokes. We got 'em...
After a gig, how do you tell which car is the Trombone player's?
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Look for the Domino's Pizza Delivery sign on top.
After a gig, how do you tell which car is the Trombone player's?
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Look for the Domino's Pizza Delivery sign on top.
Re: Jokes. We got 'em...
U2 is in the middle of playing a gig. Halfway through the song, Bono stops the group and starts clapping by himself, slowly, and then stops. He pauses, and then says ''We need to do more; in Africa, a child dies every time I clap my hands.''
From somewhere out in the crowd someone shouts ''THEN STOP F&CKIN' CLAPPING!!!''
U2 is in the middle of playing a gig. Halfway through the song, Bono stops the group and starts clapping by himself, slowly, and then stops. He pauses, and then says ''We need to do more; in Africa, a child dies every time I clap my hands.''
From somewhere out in the crowd someone shouts ''THEN STOP F&CKIN' CLAPPING!!!''