Piano player joke

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Jack Arnott

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So this piano player is working at a piano bar. While he is playing the mob boss and several goodfellows stroll in. One of the goodfellows comes up up to the piano player and says that the boss wants to sing a song. "This is not karaoke, people can't just come up and sing." "I think you don't understand who my boss is. He is mob, and I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt." So the piano player says, "OK, OK, what song does he want to sing?" "Strangers in the night, but it has to be in 5/4 time." "No, that song is in 4/4" "Again, I wouldn't want to see anyone get....." "Alright, Strangers in the Night, in 5/4."

So the boss gets up and sings,
"Strangers in the ƒucking night
Exchanging ƒucking glances"
 
Re: Piano player joke

A lady removing her scanties
Heard them crackle electrical chanties
Said her beau "Have no fear"
For the reason is clear
You simply have amps in your panties."
 
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