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<blockquote data-quote="Dick Rees" data-source="post: 80703" data-attributes="member: 16"><p>Re: PUNishment.......</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The ruling despot of a remote kingdom had some very unusual pets. In a large tank inside his Presidential Palace, he kept several porpoises. As will happen with owners and their pets, they bonded and took on each other's personality traits, so these porpoises were quite nefarious and enjoyed luring people to the side of their pool, then drenching them or biting them if they got too close.</p><p></p><p>These porpoises also required a very special diet: newly hatched sea gull chicks. They wouldn't eat anything else, so the despot had to import truckloads of them weekly from the coast. </p><p></p><p>One day there was an accident at the State Zoo and several lions escaped. As they were on the loose, they strayed onto the main highway where they were run over by the truck delivering the hatchling gulls to the Palace. The despot was immediately put to death, because...</p><p></p><p>It's illegal to cross state lions with young gulls for evil porpoises.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dick Rees, post: 80703, member: 16"] Re: PUNishment....... The ruling despot of a remote kingdom had some very unusual pets. In a large tank inside his Presidential Palace, he kept several porpoises. As will happen with owners and their pets, they bonded and took on each other's personality traits, so these porpoises were quite nefarious and enjoyed luring people to the side of their pool, then drenching them or biting them if they got too close. These porpoises also required a very special diet: newly hatched sea gull chicks. They wouldn't eat anything else, so the despot had to import truckloads of them weekly from the coast. One day there was an accident at the State Zoo and several lions escaped. As they were on the loose, they strayed onto the main highway where they were run over by the truck delivering the hatchling gulls to the Palace. The despot was immediately put to death, because... It's illegal to cross state lions with young gulls for evil porpoises. [/QUOTE]
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