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<blockquote data-quote="Dick Rees" data-source="post: 80724" data-attributes="member: 16"><p>Re: PUNishment.......</p><p></p><p>The aged bell ringer for a local church died after 60 some years of service. The replacement committee put out ads for a new hire. The first candidate to audition, when handed the rope, declined and asked to go up to the belfry where he proceeded to run full-tilt at the bell and leap at it head-first......producing a fine, musical "bonnnggggg". The committee was amazed and asked to see it again. A bit dazed, the fellow backed up, took another run at the bell, leapt head-first.....and missed, flying out of the belfry, plunging 90 feet to the ground where he lay in a crumpled heap.</p><p></p><p>The police were called. They interviewed the committee members, asking if anyone knew the fellow. One member raised his hand and said, "No, can't say as I do. But his face rings a bell."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dick Rees, post: 80724, member: 16"] Re: PUNishment....... The aged bell ringer for a local church died after 60 some years of service. The replacement committee put out ads for a new hire. The first candidate to audition, when handed the rope, declined and asked to go up to the belfry where he proceeded to run full-tilt at the bell and leap at it head-first......producing a fine, musical "bonnnggggg". The committee was amazed and asked to see it again. A bit dazed, the fellow backed up, took another run at the bell, leapt head-first.....and missed, flying out of the belfry, plunging 90 feet to the ground where he lay in a crumpled heap. The police were called. They interviewed the committee members, asking if anyone knew the fellow. One member raised his hand and said, "No, can't say as I do. But his face rings a bell." [/QUOTE]
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