Ugh!!!

Re: Ugh!!!

"In the event of a console emergency, please refrain from beating it with the baseball bat conveniently located under the front 'bumper' of your console, as this may cause further damage. However, if you insist on exerting your rage in some way, please try beating the amp racks, as these are typically better suited to physical, verbal, and mental abuse. Before beating them, however, please inform your system tech of the possible irreparable damage to the equipment you will be slugging away at shortly. To locate replacement amp for such situations, please call our severe warranty coverage department at 1-800-GOT-RAGE."