Wanted, dead wood splitter :-) Really!

Re: Wanted, :-) Really!

Another..."got me going" post

Wanted: Female Assistant for 9/12-9/16 in New York City

1.) Female, 32-37yrs old
2.) Hair color - not important (as long as she has hair)
3.) Must have all teeth...pearly white (ahem) and good condition
4.) 5'5 to 5'11" tall
5.) English speaking-not important (actually,speaking NOT important)
6.) physically fit (nice curves, but, no fat), model type body
7.) Eye Color- not important (I won't be looking into them)
8.) Clean, Disease and Smoke free (drinking is ok, as long as you don't turn into a she-devil) NO drugs!
9.) Face must rate an 8, 9, or a 10
10.) With a "can-do" attitude.

Pay is commensurate with task performance. No heavy lifting is required. All meals and expenses are covered.;o)

Hammer

ps. willing to trade for Audio gear, or ????
 
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Single Black Female

Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...











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