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Wanted, dead wood splitter :-) Really!
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<blockquote data-quote="Charlie Zureki" data-source="post: 33113" data-attributes="member: 153"><p>Re: Wanted, <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":-)" /> Really!</p><p></p><p>Another..."got me going" post </p><p></p><p> Wanted: Female Assistant for 9/12-9/16 in New York City</p><p></p><p> 1.) Female, 32-37yrs old</p><p> 2.) Hair color - not important (as long as she has hair)</p><p> 3.) Must have all teeth...pearly white (ahem) and good condition </p><p> 4.) 5'5 to 5'11" tall</p><p> 5.) English speaking-not important (actually,speaking NOT important)</p><p> 6.) physically fit (nice curves, but, no fat), model type body</p><p> 7.) Eye Color- not important (I won't be looking into them)</p><p> 8.) Clean, Disease and Smoke free (drinking is ok, as long as you don't turn into a she-devil) NO drugs!</p><p> 9.) Face must rate an 8, 9, or a 10</p><p> 10.) With a "can-do" attitude.</p><p></p><p> Pay is commensurate with task performance. No heavy lifting is required. All meals and expenses are covered.;o)</p><p></p><p> Hammer</p><p></p><p> ps. willing to trade for Audio gear, or ????</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Charlie Zureki, post: 33113, member: 153"] Re: Wanted, :-) Really! Another..."got me going" post Wanted: Female Assistant for 9/12-9/16 in New York City 1.) Female, 32-37yrs old 2.) Hair color - not important (as long as she has hair) 3.) Must have all teeth...pearly white (ahem) and good condition 4.) 5'5 to 5'11" tall 5.) English speaking-not important (actually,speaking NOT important) 6.) physically fit (nice curves, but, no fat), model type body 7.) Eye Color- not important (I won't be looking into them) 8.) Clean, Disease and Smoke free (drinking is ok, as long as you don't turn into a she-devil) NO drugs! 9.) Face must rate an 8, 9, or a 10 10.) With a "can-do" attitude. Pay is commensurate with task performance. No heavy lifting is required. All meals and expenses are covered.;o) Hammer ps. willing to trade for Audio gear, or ???? [/QUOTE]
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