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<blockquote data-quote="Steve Milner" data-source="post: 68417" data-attributes="member: 9"><p>Re: Another questionable & amusing Craigslist Ad</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Brian, you win for sure with the stuff your guy wrote... additional bonus points will be awarded for finding a Kelsey Console, Original CS800, Tascam Patch Bay & Shure Aux Mixer... all in one system! There should be some sort of registration process for sound rigs these days.... if you're claiming to cover over a few hundred people, you'd have to take your rig in for a Safety & Emissions (MOT) type inspection. These guys could get (historic) plates for these systems and hang around car parking lots chatting and showing them off to one-another on the weekends while polishing them up and waxing their handlebar mustaches... but would not be allowed to conduct actual business with them, other then for exhibition purposes on the weekends (small community gigs, small bars etc). </p><p></p><p>Quoted from the Ad. </p><p></p><p> "Cabinets have been custom built to withstand the musical journey of time and tuned usage free air resonance speaker formulas for maximum sound wave throw. I will put this system up against any of the the newer compact flying designs and surpass it from clarity separation to overall db gain efficiency. Standing in front of a vintage system like this will absolutely make you feel your in the front row at Madison Square Garden listening to a Led Zeppelin/WHO show. This system will reach the roar db of a jet and easily approach the 120 db mark of deafness. </p><p></p><p>... Due to the sloping roll out of the cabinets sound-wave dispersal design, less phase cancellation dropout occurs from wind drift. Indoors, the upper mids throw sound-waves upward to improve the delivery to the second floor tier with ease. So your audience can't say, "all I heard was bass and no vocals". Square footage: handles 10 thousand to 150 thousand sqft.easily fully assembled. This system package is versatile enough to do a 5000 seat arena to a 50 person lounge."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Steve Milner, post: 68417, member: 9"] Re: Another questionable & amusing Craigslist Ad Brian, you win for sure with the stuff your guy wrote... additional bonus points will be awarded for finding a Kelsey Console, Original CS800, Tascam Patch Bay & Shure Aux Mixer... all in one system! There should be some sort of registration process for sound rigs these days.... if you're claiming to cover over a few hundred people, you'd have to take your rig in for a Safety & Emissions (MOT) type inspection. These guys could get (historic) plates for these systems and hang around car parking lots chatting and showing them off to one-another on the weekends while polishing them up and waxing their handlebar mustaches... but would not be allowed to conduct actual business with them, other then for exhibition purposes on the weekends (small community gigs, small bars etc). Quoted from the Ad. "Cabinets have been custom built to withstand the musical journey of time and tuned usage free air resonance speaker formulas for maximum sound wave throw. I will put this system up against any of the the newer compact flying designs and surpass it from clarity separation to overall db gain efficiency. Standing in front of a vintage system like this will absolutely make you feel your in the front row at Madison Square Garden listening to a Led Zeppelin/WHO show. This system will reach the roar db of a jet and easily approach the 120 db mark of deafness. ... Due to the sloping roll out of the cabinets sound-wave dispersal design, less phase cancellation dropout occurs from wind drift. Indoors, the upper mids throw sound-waves upward to improve the delivery to the second floor tier with ease. So your audience can't say, "all I heard was bass and no vocals". Square footage: handles 10 thousand to 150 thousand sqft.easily fully assembled. This system package is versatile enough to do a 5000 seat arena to a 50 person lounge." [/QUOTE]
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