Hello
dB-levels have increased and play-times have become later and later with years passing - so there must be oodles of neighbourhoods, where "in the good old time" local bar was providing enough fun & joy and hardly any disturbance in surrounding ares. Now everything is sooo much ( 10-20db ??? ) louder - not only music in bar, but the assholes "expressing" themselfes outside the bar. Then so many bar owners have no clue, how to set up stage right for noice - of course many times the place is built into old shoestore etc where there is really no better choice, but then I would say the bar owners expectations about functionality might be slightly optimistic at best. Then they complain about losing money - which is more important - someone making money or hundreds others having peace ???
Then related off-topic - as many of you know, I run one-man pa-company and have gear available to produce noise, when needed. I live in a house on 1000m2 lot in peacefull quiet suburb - nearest pub is some 300 meters away and never disturbs. My next door neighbour - he built a hot tub in his back yard next to our fence few years ago - first all as well - no particular noise - but last two years his teen-age sons have started to have parties - when you have a dozen of drunk teenagers cursing and hollering behind your fence untill two-three in the morning, it is getting beyond tolerance. Talking does not help...
So I have come up with "Endlösung"
- microphone detecting noise - filtered 40-1000Hz - rectified to provide VCA-control signal.
- warbling oscillator 18-22kHz - VCA - power amp - HF-horn aimed at neighbour.
I figure this would produce VERY uncomfortable audible sensation next door, but only, when they deserve it - if they hush up to listen to it, it will be silent so they will not get it.
Am I being mean old man ? Or am I defending all the children in neighbourhood from having to watch/hear those idiots ?
Is there a prebuilt solution for this ?
Comments - please.
Thanks for reading