best movie line since "do you feel lucky punk"

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"Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off."

"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"
 
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Fred Willard in "Best in Show"

Actually, I've probably mis-remembered it. Might be "He's having fun with his dog!!!" Whatever, Fred Willard is a seriously funny guy.
 
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"You're just afraid you're going to show up at your own funeral as a Denver Omelet!" (Jack Nicholson to Morgan Freeman just before first Skydive) --Bucket List
 
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Best movie line?

Well... I made it up myself... hopefully some movie will feel fit to use it. Goes like this:

"I only smoke when I drink. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, cept currently I'm a 3 pack a day smoker."
 
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How about a line from a song:

James McMurtry on Hurricance Party "I don't want another drink, just that last one again."
 
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Arnold lines are the best!
Aside from the obvious ones from The Terminator movies;
"If it bleeds we can kill it..." Predator
"I heard you wanted to be a farmer. Here's a couple of acres (achers)." said prior to a kick to the jewels in The Last Action Hero.
So many more...
 
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Another one of my favorites:

I think it was from Jerassic Park:

Kid playing with binoculars. Dad said: "put those down". Kid said: "Why?" Dad said: "'Cause they're expensive." Kid said: "How do you know?" Dad said: "Are they heavy?" Kid said: "Yea!!!" Dad said: "Then they're expensive."
 
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Spoken from PeeWee Herman, as the Hotel Clerk to Seargen Stedenko, trying to get him to come to the hotel and get Cheech and Chong out, when nothing else will work. From Nice Dreams.
"I think they are Iranian!"
 
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Lee Douglas said:
Arnold lines are the best!
Aside from the obvious ones from The Terminator movies;
"If it bleeds we can kill it..." Predator
"I heard you wanted to be a farmer. Here's a couple of acres (achers)." said prior to a kick to the jewels in The Last Action Hero.
So many more...
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My wife and I were shushed for laughing at "Aunald" lines in the movie theatre. Made it even funnier.
 
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Best TV lines - Rizzoli and Isles:

R: Someone should be (dating a fellow who's being discussed).

I: You wanna draw straws?

R: Why don't we just show him our tits and let him decide?
 
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