Re: best movie line since "do you feel lucky punk"
"I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up and my head was sewed to the carpet."
"I couldn't be more surprised if I woke up and my head was sewed to the carpet."
From Idlewild starring the members of Outkast...
Setup... Fat guy thinks he's pulled one over on Trumpy. He has a bag of money, the boss (Spatz) is dying and the heir apparent (Trumpy) to the mob like club business out of breath... and fat guy pulls out a knife intending to off Trumpy thus ensuring his windfall.
Trumpy: (Out of breath) What... was... that... you... told... me... Spatz? Never... never... bring... a... knife... to... a... gun... fight?
At this point Trumpy pulls out a gun and shoots fat guy full of holes till the gun is empty. Delivered every bit as memorably IMO as "Do you feel lucky?"
Run Marty! It's the Libyans! (back to the future)
I'm not sure who used that joke first in a movie, but I liked the Indiana Jones version...
JR