...and the recording/live forums will be filled with
Q: "How could I best mic an electrolux 123-ks kitchen stove and can you recommend how to eq it"?
A: "Use a neuman u47 inside the oven. Best is to run the 110v stove on 243.7vdc using a furman variac with tube recifier and set the oven thermostat on 177 degC and the rest of the controls to 3, 1, 6, 4. Remember to use the hot air option because it will cause the mic to sound much better. Don't forget to use a windscreen due to the air flow!"
But make sure you wire it all up with the $2k/ft twisted pair unicorn hair power cords, otherwise you just won't have the "sound stage" you are looking for.