You're now all working for me.
I just banked my first Social Security check.
Back to work now, all of you.......
DR (grin)
I just banked my first Social Security check.
Back to work now, all of you.......
DR (grin)
Greetings to all my "employees"......
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That settles it. For Christmas you're getting assless chaps.......
That settles it. For Christmas you're getting assless chaps.......
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Aren't all chaps assless? Otherwise they'd be pants, right?
Aren't all chaps assless? Otherwise they'd be pants, right?
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Actually they'd be "assless" only when you're not wearing them...sort of...technically.
Actually they'd be "assless" only when you're not wearing them...sort of...technically.
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It is good to know that I am at least getting something useful out of some of my tax dollars. Now get back to posting Dick so I can continue my education.
It is good to know that I am at least getting something useful out of some of my tax dollars. Now get back to posting Dick so I can continue my education.
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I've stumbled into the wrong forum again.
I've stumbled into the wrong forum again.
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Speaking of dittos
Ditto...
Speaking of dittos
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i feel that perhaps that education should include use of commas. unless you were actually suggesting the public sharing of, shall we say, 'compromising' pictures...
i feel that perhaps that education should include use of commas. unless you were actually suggesting the public sharing of, shall we say, 'compromising' pictures...
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In one the producer was in the control room, and sucking on a lollipop, one of the musos was named richard, the producer said "I need more Dick".
There was also the story of the novice band, new to the studio, a guitar track need some help, the engineer flipped the tape(ah, the good old days of tape tricks-flanging anyone), then added some pre-verb. The band was amazed, and decided they needed to do that live.
Which reminds me of dbMagazine in the 70's, they had great first hand experiences from studios.i feel that perhaps that education should include use of commas. unless you were actually suggesting the public sharing of, shall we say, 'compromising' pictures...
In one the producer was in the control room, and sucking on a lollipop, one of the musos was named richard, the producer said "I need more Dick".
There was also the story of the novice band, new to the studio, a guitar track need some help, the engineer flipped the tape(ah, the good old days of tape tricks-flanging anyone), then added some pre-verb. The band was amazed, and decided they needed to do that live.
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Lol. Definitely more interesting with the absence of commas.
i feel that perhaps that education should include use of commas. unless you were actually suggesting the public sharing of, shall we say, 'compromising' pictures...
Lol. Definitely more interesting with the absence of commas.
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Did you hear about the guy that kept his punctuation in his socks?
He was found lying comma-toes beside his car.
Did you hear about the guy that kept his punctuation in his socks?
He was found lying comma-toes beside his car.
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Can I raise a grievance about mangerial attempts at humour, from the European branch of " Rees' Unlimited Puns Inc"
Can I raise a grievance about mangerial attempts at humour, from the European branch of " Rees' Unlimited Puns Inc"
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You know, attempts at humour that are fit for animal consumption.
You know, attempts at humour that are fit for animal consumption.
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Does that mean I get to stop paying tax? If so, yes please!
Does that mean I get to stop paying tax? If so, yes please!
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Now you're confusing me. I though social security was just getting back money we paid into the fund over the years?
How could the government possibly pay out more money than it took in?
It's not like they could borrow that much money or just print more, forever?
With declining birth rates we could end up with less people paying in than taking out, so any Ponzi-like (Madoff-like?) finance scheme would surely collapse over time.
hmmm, those guys running government must be pretty smart, or pretty dumb.
JR
Now you're confusing me. I though social security was just getting back money we paid into the fund over the years?
How could the government possibly pay out more money than it took in?
It's not like they could borrow that much money or just print more, forever?
With declining birth rates we could end up with less people paying in than taking out, so any Ponzi-like (Madoff-like?) finance scheme would surely collapse over time.
hmmm, those guys running government must be pretty smart, or pretty dumb.
JR